Me Chinese, Me play joke, Me put pee pee in your coke.
A couple terms for anyone planning to visit the far east soon.
1) That’s not right - Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here - Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great………………………………..Fa Kin Su Pah
17) Dildo - Fun Toi
18) Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau
19) Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau20) I absolutely agree! - No Daut
21) Jesus child - Ho Li Boi
22) Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh
23) Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun
24) Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi
25) Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau
