Toms viewpoint on leather jackets
Leather jackets…..how cool are they? If someone were to ask me that question I would reply back to them that 80% of the coolness of a leather jacket depends on the person who is wearing it. The other 20% depends on color, thickness, etc.
If you are a greasy haired, no undershirt wearing, piece of euro-trash, and you are wearing a black leather jacket….you should be put in a cage. If you are a geeky, pimple faced, uber nerd and you wear your leather jacket so that no one can see how your body resembles a rail on the inside……you should be raped by clowns…..black clowns.
Pretty much there should be a rule saying that no one under 21 is allowed to wear a leather jacket. If I had my way no one under 25 should wear a leather jacket. The only exception to this rule would be if you have ever served in the military. Anyone that serves in the military can wear a leather jacket to bed if they want too.
So that leaves the question, “Well jeepers Tom, who can wear a leather jacket?” My response, anyone who has a motorcycle obviously (for safety reasons), my dad, and anyone who was in the movie TOP GUN.
Basically this rant was brought on by two D-bags who walked into slainte and both were wearing identical leather jackets. They both had a Schlitz (daily special) asked if they could get another round on the house to which I wanted to reply I’d rather give two free drinks to the next street urchin that walks down the street but I politely said no. Afterwards they walked out and I got upset that we live in a world where these two think they are cooler for wearing those jackets which looked like the price tag was still on it, and that price tag would say “Marshalls.”
Other Jacket related blogs to come
- You were never in the Navy so stop wearing a peacoat.
- Why is it bad to wear Courduroy Jackets and Courduroy pants at the same time?
- D-Bags who give North Face a bad name.
