Dec 17
- All her friends are MY friends
- When I am not with her, she is living in a closet like Vicki from Small Wonder
- Makes my sandwiches on ROLLS not SLICED BREAD.
- Her junk doesn’t smell
- She never answers my questions with questions……”what do you think that means??” I hate that shit.
- Instead of sleeping she is awake thinking of other ways to please me.
- Aging…..I would prefer her not too age……but if she can age and look like Dr. Quinn Medicine woman I can handle it.
- When she cries, Jameson Whiskey comes out of her tear ducts so at least I can get drunk enough to not give a shit about why she is crying.
- She loves guys that grow hair on their face to make up for the hair falling off their head…..and that love is unconditional……like some sort of fetish.
- Even though she knows I don’t see her as an “object” she doesn’t mind me treating her as one.
