Back in Business
Well ladies and gentleman, after a long period of no blogs I am back. Better then ever you ask? No. Just back. What Have I been doing with my self this whole time? Maybe I learned a second language. Maybe I traveled to Guam. Maybe I climbed Mt. Fiji. Those would all be great excuses as to why I haven’t written anything in a while but the truth is that I am a superhero.
With all the responsibilities I have to endure with this great power, and the harsh reality of portraying a normal life I just haven’t had time to talk about how much people bug me. Yea I hate how slow people walk on the sidewalk, and how people wait until they get on the bus to take out their money. But I just don’t have the time. Let’s not forget parents that put their kids in crocs…why not play a game of chance with your kids toes. I mean a thin layer of plastic should be enough stop all forces of nature. But back to the point.
Like most super heroes, I’m going through that phase where they want to get rid of all the hustle and bustle of the hero lifestyle and go back to how things were. Before we learned of our godly gift. So I am hanging up the cape and getting back to what I was really meant to do in this life. Which is hating on people who are better then me.
